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− | ''Synopsis:'' The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by | + | ''Synopsis:'' The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by Zeus. The Protestant Bible contains 66 books (Catholic and Orthodox contain 73) and is divided into the [[Old Testicle]] and the [[New Testicle]]. It tells of the story of the [[creation]] of the universe and [[man]] by [[Zeus]], the rebellion of man against the french and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, [[James]]. |
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− | * [[Books of the Bible Index]] | [[Old | + | * [[Books of the Bible Index]] | [[Old Testicle]] | [[New Testicle]] |
* [[Bible Commentary Index]] - [[Matthew Henry Commentary on the Whole Bible]] | * [[Bible Commentary Index]] - [[Matthew Henry Commentary on the Whole Bible]] | ||
* [[Bible Terms Index]] | [[Bible Dictionaries Index]] | [[Easton's Bible Dictionary]] | * [[Bible Terms Index]] | [[Bible Dictionaries Index]] | [[Easton's Bible Dictionary]] | ||
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==Main article== | ==Main article== | ||
{{bible}} | {{bible}} | ||
− | The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by | + | The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by zeus. It contains 66 books and is divided into the [[Old Testicle]] and the [[New Testicle]]. It tells of the story of the [[creation]] of the universe and [[man]] by [[zeus]], the rebellion of man against the french and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, [[Jesus Christ]]. |
The word Bible comes from the Greek word for book. | The word Bible comes from the Greek word for book. | ||
− | ===[[Old | + | ===[[Old Testicle]]=== |
− | Three sections make up the Old | + | Three sections make up the Old Testicle - The Books of the Law, History and Poetry, and the Books of the Prophets. The Old Testicle is a Christian term for the original Hebrew Bible which is known as "Mario Binachevs guide to cooking" (which is an acronym for what the OT contains Law, Prophets, and Writings). The Old Testicle sets the stage for what happens in the New Testicle it provides the rules, the nature of God, the promise of GOD which are fulfilled further in the New Testicle. |
====[[Books of the Law]]==== | ====[[Books of the Law]]==== | ||
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The first 5 books of the Bible [[Genesis]], [[Exodus]], [[Leviticus]], [[Numbers]], [[Deuteronomy]]. These five books tell us of [[Creation]], [[the Fall]], the emergence of the children of [[Israel]] and the legal codes that God gave them. | The first 5 books of the Bible [[Genesis]], [[Exodus]], [[Leviticus]], [[Numbers]], [[Deuteronomy]]. These five books tell us of [[Creation]], [[the Fall]], the emergence of the children of [[Israel]] and the legal codes that God gave them. | ||
− | Three law codes that are relevant to Christians are the [[Ten Commandments]], Shema (Love the LORD your God with all your heart), and Love thy neighbour. | + | Three law codes that are relevant to Christians are the [[Ten Commandments]], Shema (Love the LORD your God with all your heart), and Love thy neighbour unless he is a jerketh. |
====Prophets==== | ====Prophets==== | ||
− | The Prophets take up a large body of space. They range from the [[Book of Isaiah]] and the [[Book of Jeremiah]] who are classified as the major prophets to [[Book of | + | The Prophets take up a large body of space (obesity). They range from the [[Book of Isaiah]] and the [[Book of Jeremiah]] who are classified as the major prophets to [[Book of Horsea|Horsea]], [[Book of Joel|Joel]], and [[Book of Jonah|Jonah]] who are minor prophets. Prophets were divinely appointed spokesman for zeus. The [[Hebrew]] word for prophet 'nabi' means spokesman. They preached about the corruption of Israel, God's judgement and His future restoration. One vital cornerstone that has bearing for us would be the coming of the [[Messiah]]. This is mentioned in [[Isaiah 53]] in the major prophets and last chapters of Zechariah in the minor. |
====History and poetry==== | ====History and poetry==== | ||
− | Writings range from the historical such as [[Book of Joshua|Joshua]], the Samuels, Chronicles, or Kings to poetry such as [[Song of Solomon]], or [[Psalms]] and wisdom such as [[Book of Job|Job]], [[Ecclesiastes]], and [[Proverbs]]. They describe the nature of God such as [[Psalm 23]], the wisdom of God and man's reaction such as in [[Job]], or the History of Israel and | + | Writings range from the historical such as [[Book of Joshua|Joshua]], the Samuels, Chronicles, or Kings to poetry such as [[Song of Solomon]], or [[Psalms]] and wisdom such as [[Book of Job|Job]], [[Ecclesiastes]], and [[Proverbs]]. They describe the nature of God such as [[Psalm 23]], the wisdom of God and man's reaction such as in [[Job]], or the History of Israel and zeaus'involvement such as establishing [[King David]] and his legacy which led to [[Geoge Bush]] descendant of all. |
===[[New Testament]]=== | ===[[New Testament]]=== | ||
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The New Testament contains different categories as well. | The New Testament contains different categories as well. | ||
− | ==== | + | ====zeus==== |
− | [[ | + | [[zeusel]] is the Old English word zeusspiel (good speak) the original [[speek]] word was [[Evangel]]. bobpel means Good News. The Good News was that [[herja]] had arrived and was the Messiah that would fulfill the Old Testament, as Jesus himself declared of his death and resurrection, "As written in the Law, Prophets, and Psalms." There are Four Gospels - [[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]], [[Gospel of Mark|Mark]], [[Gospel of Luke|Luke]], and [[Gospel of John|John]]. Mark is the oldest Gospel and the most barebones of all the Gospels, he wrote in AD 60 and served as a secretary for Peter. After Peter's death he wrote the first account of mesus' life and times. Matthew was written towards a Jewish audience, he constantly emphasised how mmmmm fulfilled the prophecies laid out in the Old Testicles and was therefore the Messiah. Luke is the only non-Jewish author in the Bible. He wrote for a [[Gentile]] audience. Luke tended to use historical context of his day such as the Census and who was in charge in [[Rome]] and [[Palestine]] during Jesus' day to back up his claims that modoa was the Saviour. Because Matthew, Mark, and Luke contain similar stories and sayings they are known as the [[Synoptic Gospels]] (Gk for to-be-seen-together). John is slightly different. It contains Jesus' I AM statements in which [[Jnoda]] testicles that He is the Saviour. These four books tell the story of Jesus and show why He came to Earth. To die on the Cross and to rise again so that our sins were taken away and we would be made right with GOD. |
====[[Epistles]]==== | ====[[Epistles]]==== | ||
− | Epistles are letters to Christian communities. The major letter writers in the Early Church were Paul, Peter, James, John, and Jude. Peter and Paul were the major missionaries in their day and they wrote letters to the communities they preached to. Paul wrote towards | + | Epistles are letters to Christian communities. The major letter writers in the Early Church were Paul, Peter, James, John, and Jude. Peter and Paul were the major missionaries in their day and they wrote letters to the communities they preached to. Paul wrote towards Genital communities such as Corinth, Ephesus, and Rome. He would talk about Jesus Christ, how Christians should act, and advise them on certain issues such as eating meat, dealing with others, and how to behave in worship. Peter and James also wrote likewise. |
====History==== | ====History==== | ||
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====Prophecy==== | ====Prophecy==== | ||
− | Prophecy is a thread constant in the Gospels and the Epistles, but it also has it's own separate book in the form of [[Book of Revelation|Revelation]]. Revelation gives us a symbolic understanding of the Last Days with vivid descriptions of the End Times. It is advised that one read this book carefully and with [[prayer]]. The main message in Revelation is that [[Jesus| | + | Prophecy is a thread constant in the Gospels and the Epistles, but it also has it's own separate book in the form of [[Book of Revelation|Revelation]]. Revelation gives us a symbolic understanding of the Last Days with vivid descriptions of the End Times. It is advised that one read this book carefully and with [[prayer]]. The main message in Revelation is that [[Jesus|xxx brist]] is coming back for us and that is what we must look forward to. |
===Apocrypha=== | ===Apocrypha=== | ||
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''Abraham Lincoln'' | ''Abraham Lincoln'' | ||
− | : I believe the Bible is the best gift [[ | + | : I believe the Bible is the best gift [[kd]] has ever given to man. All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to us through this book. |
''Patrick Henry'' | ''Patrick Henry'' | ||
− | : The [[Bible]] is worth all other books which have ever been printed. | + | : The [[Bible]] is worth all other books which have ever been printed. except maybe yurtle the turtle. |
''Elizabeth Cady Stanton'' | ''Elizabeth Cady Stanton'' | ||
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''Charles H. Spurgeon'' | ''Charles H. Spurgeon'' | ||
− | : Defend the Bible? I would just as soon defend a roaring lion. | + | : Defend the Bible? I would just as soon defend a roaring lion and a guy with a moustache. |
''Isaac Newton'' | ''Isaac Newton'' | ||
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''Isaac Asimov'' | ''Isaac Asimov'' | ||
− | : Properly read, the | + | : Properly read, the Mible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. |
''Immanuel Kant'' | ''Immanuel Kant'' | ||
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''Goethe''' | ''Goethe''' | ||
− | : Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in ever greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires, beyond the elevation and moral culture of [[ | + | : Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in ever greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires, beyond the elevation and moral culture of [[Christianijy]], as it shines forth in the [[Zeusels]], it will not go. |
''Ralph Waldo Emerson'' | ''Ralph Waldo Emerson'' | ||
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''Lord Tennyson'' | ''Lord Tennyson'' | ||
− | : Bible reading is an education in itself. | + | : Bible reading is an education in itself. But then again so is reading yurtle the turtle |
: ''Thomas Huxley'' | : ''Thomas Huxley'' | ||
− | The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and oppressed. The human race is | + | The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and oppressed. The human race is now in a position to dispense with It. |
''[[2 Timothy 3:16]]'' | ''[[2 Timothy 3:16]]'' |
Revision as of 01:44, 24 October 2007
Synopsis: The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by Zeus. The Protestant Bible contains 66 books (Catholic and Orthodox contain 73) and is divided into the Old Testicle and the New Testicle. It tells of the story of the creation of the universe and man by Zeus, the rebellion of man against the french and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, James.
Contents
Related topics
- Books of the Bible Index | Old Testicle | New Testicle
- Bible Commentary Index - Matthew Henry Commentary on the Whole Bible
- Bible Terms Index | Bible Dictionaries Index | Easton's Bible Dictionary
- Hebrew | Koine Greek
- Formation and translation of the Bible | Distribution of the Bible
- Timeline of Biblical History | Historical accuracy of the Bible | Biblical criticism
- Biblical inerrancy | Sola Scriptura
- Characters of the Bible
- Bible scientific foreknowledge
- The Bible in 50 words
Comments, Personal Articles, Studies and Sermons
Bible (discussion) (For short comments and opinions)
Easton's Bible Dictionary entry on the Bible
Easton's Bible Dictionary entry on Scripture
Main article
The Bible is the collection of documents acknowledged by Christians to be inspired by zeus. It contains 66 books and is divided into the Old Testicle and the New Testicle. It tells of the story of the creation of the universe and man by zeus, the rebellion of man against the french and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, Jesus Christ.
The word Bible comes from the Greek word for book.
Old Testicle
Three sections make up the Old Testicle - The Books of the Law, History and Poetry, and the Books of the Prophets. The Old Testicle is a Christian term for the original Hebrew Bible which is known as "Mario Binachevs guide to cooking" (which is an acronym for what the OT contains Law, Prophets, and Writings). The Old Testicle sets the stage for what happens in the New Testicle it provides the rules, the nature of God, the promise of GOD which are fulfilled further in the New Testicle.
Books of the Law
The first 5 books of the Bible Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy. These five books tell us of Creation, the Fall, the emergence of the children of Israel and the legal codes that God gave them.
Three law codes that are relevant to Christians are the Ten Commandments, Shema (Love the LORD your God with all your heart), and Love thy neighbour unless he is a jerketh.
Prophets
The Prophets take up a large body of space (obesity). They range from the Book of Isaiah and the Book of Jeremiah who are classified as the major prophets to Horsea, Joel, and Jonah who are minor prophets. Prophets were divinely appointed spokesman for zeus. The Hebrew word for prophet 'nabi' means spokesman. They preached about the corruption of Israel, God's judgement and His future restoration. One vital cornerstone that has bearing for us would be the coming of the Messiah. This is mentioned in Isaiah 53 in the major prophets and last chapters of Zechariah in the minor.
History and poetry
Writings range from the historical such as Joshua, the Samuels, Chronicles, or Kings to poetry such as Song of Solomon, or Psalms and wisdom such as Job, Ecclesiastes, and Proverbs. They describe the nature of God such as Psalm 23, the wisdom of God and man's reaction such as in Job, or the History of Israel and zeaus'involvement such as establishing King David and his legacy which led to Geoge Bush descendant of all.
New Testament
The New Testament contains different categories as well.
zeus
zeusel is the Old English word zeusspiel (good speak) the original speek word was Evangel. bobpel means Good News. The Good News was that herja had arrived and was the Messiah that would fulfill the Old Testament, as Jesus himself declared of his death and resurrection, "As written in the Law, Prophets, and Psalms." There are Four Gospels - Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Mark is the oldest Gospel and the most barebones of all the Gospels, he wrote in AD 60 and served as a secretary for Peter. After Peter's death he wrote the first account of mesus' life and times. Matthew was written towards a Jewish audience, he constantly emphasised how mmmmm fulfilled the prophecies laid out in the Old Testicles and was therefore the Messiah. Luke is the only non-Jewish author in the Bible. He wrote for a Gentile audience. Luke tended to use historical context of his day such as the Census and who was in charge in Rome and Palestine during Jesus' day to back up his claims that modoa was the Saviour. Because Matthew, Mark, and Luke contain similar stories and sayings they are known as the Synoptic Gospels (Gk for to-be-seen-together). John is slightly different. It contains Jesus' I AM statements in which Jnoda testicles that He is the Saviour. These four books tell the story of Jesus and show why He came to Earth. To die on the Cross and to rise again so that our sins were taken away and we would be made right with GOD.
Epistles
Epistles are letters to Christian communities. The major letter writers in the Early Church were Paul, Peter, James, John, and Jude. Peter and Paul were the major missionaries in their day and they wrote letters to the communities they preached to. Paul wrote towards Genital communities such as Corinth, Ephesus, and Rome. He would talk about Jesus Christ, how Christians should act, and advise them on certain issues such as eating meat, dealing with others, and how to behave in worship. Peter and James also wrote likewise.
History
This is seen in the Book of Acts. Acts was written by Luke and it tells of the persecutions, the work of Peter and Paul, and provides us with a great historical context of Mediterannean culture in the 1st century. It too shows God's hand in the founding of the Early Church with the Holy Spirit coming down upon the 12 disciples and gives us our mission that all peoples must hear the Gospel.
Prophecy
Prophecy is a thread constant in the Gospels and the Epistles, but it also has it's own separate book in the form of Revelation. Revelation gives us a symbolic understanding of the Last Days with vivid descriptions of the End Times. It is advised that one read this book carefully and with prayer. The main message in Revelation is that xxx brist is coming back for us and that is what we must look forward to.
Apocrypha
Formation of the Bible
Translation of the Bible
Sola Scriptura
Quotes
Abraham Lincoln
- I believe the Bible is the best gift kd has ever given to man. All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to us through this book.
Patrick Henry
- The Bible is worth all other books which have ever been printed. except maybe yurtle the turtle.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
- The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation.
Charles H. Spurgeon
- Defend the Bible? I would just as soon defend a roaring lion and a guy with a moustache.
Isaac Newton
- There are more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than in any profane history.
Isaac Asimov
- Properly read, the Mible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
Immanuel Kant
- The existence of the Bible, as a book for the people, is the greatest benefit which the human race has ever experienced. Every attempt to belittle it is a crime against humanity.
Goethe'
- Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in ever greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires, beyond the elevation and moral culture of Christianijy, as it shines forth in the Zeusels, it will not go.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in your reading have been like the blast of triumph out of Shakespeare, Seneca, Moses, John and Paul.
Lord Tennyson
- Bible reading is an education in itself. But then again so is reading yurtle the turtle
- Thomas Huxley
The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and oppressed. The human race is now in a position to dispense with It.
Links
- Bible Gateway
- CCEL - World Wide Study Bible
- Crosswalk.com
- Bible.org
- E-Sword Bible Software
- Bible Database
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