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− | subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the | + | subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the child molester]], [[God is rape]], [[God is wut?]], [[God is Garrett's mom]] |
* [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]] | * [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]] | ||
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− | God | + | God likes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes to make asscheese. He blesses thee with his asscheese making the land plentifull and hsppi. Happy* K. :] God is a black man, so enough with the pix of white men with perfect hair and stuff. He was. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!! |
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==Main article== | ==Main article== | ||
===[[Character of God]]=== | ===[[Character of God]]=== | ||
− | God's | + | God's will is for you to fuck your neighbor. Do it. Now. |
===[[Trinity]]=== | ===[[Trinity]]=== | ||
− | The Trinity is | + | The Trinity is God's triple penis. |
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Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms'' | Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms'' | ||
− | : A God who | + | : A God who didn't create the universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here. |
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations'' | Robertson Davies in ''Conversations'' | ||
− | : A | + | : A lololololol is equivalent to Gawd. |
Albert Einstein | Albert Einstein | ||
− | : | + | : I'm smart. I'm like God except white. |
Benjamin Franklin | Benjamin Franklin | ||
− | : God | + | : God blows, and the doctor swallows. |
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Yiddish proverb, | Yiddish proverb, | ||
− | : | + | : REAd YOUR QUR'AN. |
J.R.R. Tolkien | J.R.R. Tolkien | ||
− | : | + | : I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR'AN. |
Thomas Jefferson | Thomas Jefferson | ||
− | : | + | : I fucked my black maid lololololol. |
Immanuel Kant | Immanuel Kant | ||
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* [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God] | * [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God] | ||
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Revision as of 00:15, 2 May 2008
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God likes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes to make asscheese. He blesses thee with his asscheese making the land plentifull and hsppi. Happy* K. :] God is a black man, so enough with the pix of white men with perfect hair and stuff. He was. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!
Main article
Character of God
God's will is for you to fuck your neighbor. Do it. Now.
Trinity
The Trinity is God's triple penis.
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Quotes
Sri Aurobindo, in Thoughts and Aphorisms
- A God who didn't create the universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.
Robertson Davies in Conversations
- A lololololol is equivalent to Gawd.
Albert Einstein
- I'm smart. I'm like God except white.
Benjamin Franklin
- God blows, and the doctor swallows.
Yiddish proverb,
- REAd YOUR QUR'AN.
J.R.R. Tolkien
- I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR'AN.
Thomas Jefferson
- I fucked my black maid lololololol.
Immanuel Kant
- Reason can never prove the existence of God.
Links
Return to Christianity is gay.