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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
 
 
 
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* [[Christian advertising]]
 
 
* [[Evangelism]]
 
* [[Evangelism]]
 
* [[Church]]
 
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
  
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Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
  
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
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==Quotes==
  
Some examples include - see [[Church signs (quotes)]] for full list
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Various signs
* Don't wait for the hearse to take you to [[church]]
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: Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
* Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
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: Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
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: The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
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: God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
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: The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
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: Under same management for over 2000 years.
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: Soul food served here.
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: Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
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: It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
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: Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
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: Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
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: Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
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: Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.  
  
 
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{{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Church]] -> [[Church building]]
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[[Category:Christian advertising]]

Latest revision as of 16:19, 17 January 2009

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. Sign outside a church

Church Signs
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.

Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section

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Quotes

Various signs

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years.
Soul food served here.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.

Links


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