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1:1 - In the Beginning, man made God. God then, in turn, created humanism in his likeness.
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1:1 - In the Beginning, God made the Heavens and Earth, down to the nitty gritty
  
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1:2 - Earth was fun 'til he came... It was pitch black, or so the blind men tell us today, but it was still a great place for both man and his beastly brethren to live. there was nothing known of morals, nor did people know the horrors of pity. nice going god, thanks alot....
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1:2 - Earth was just blank and empty. And it was pitch black everywhere. The Holy Ghost was moving around it.  
  
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=====<center>Day 1 - Light Created</center>=====
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1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!". as you'd expect, nothing happened and all around him laughed at the lunatic in their presence. a fun time was had by all then too.
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1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" and suddenly there was light.  
  
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1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at himself, then took a glance over the nearby cliff egde. he decided to prove himself to the laughing throng by flying over the edge. so off he jumped. fred nietzsche was stood at the bottom of the cliffs as god did this. consequently fred saw the poor fool hit the ground. All at once freddy proclaimed "god is dead!"; the world went on uncaring.
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1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at the light, and it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.
  
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1:5 so it is written. here lies god. let the slaughter begin!
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1:5 - God said when it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. So from morning to night was the first day.
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1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in the middle of the waters, and separate water from water!" and it happened.
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1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water.
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1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day.

Revision as of 20:36, 29 July 2005

Chapter 1

Creation of the World

1:1 - In the Beginning, God made the Heavens and Earth, down to the nitty gritty

1:2 - Earth was just blank and empty. And it was pitch black everywhere. The Holy Ghost was moving around it.

Day 1 - Light Created

1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" and suddenly there was light.

1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at the light, and it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.

1:5 - God said when it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. So from morning to night was the first day.

1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in the middle of the waters, and separate water from water!" and it happened.

1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water.

1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day.

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