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   subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the child molester]], [[God is rape]], [[God is wut?]], [[God is Garrett's mom]]
 
* [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]]
 
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God is the central being. He created the earth and he created man in his own image. God is full of mercy and love. Millions of people in the world confess God as their Lord and saviour. He is a personal being, who is three in one - [[God the Father|Father]], [[Jesus Christ|Son]] and [[Holy Spirit]]. God stands ready to come into any person's life when that person confesses him and repent - this is when you are [[born again]].
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God likes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes  to make asscheese. He blesses thee with his asscheese making the land plentifull and hsppi. Happy* K. :] God is a black man, so enough with the pix of white men with perfect hair and stuff. He was. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!
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==Main article==
 
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===[[Character of God]]===
 
===[[Character of God]]===
  
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God's nature is beyond our understanding. He gives life to all and he is the author of love and forgiveness. He is completely holy and without any evil.
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God's will is for you to fuck your neighbor. Do it. Now.
  
 
===[[Trinity]]===
 
===[[Trinity]]===
  
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The Trinity is the Christian [[doctrine]] describing the triune nature of God. The doctrine asserts the following: there is one and only one God; the Father is God, [[Jesus]] the Son is God, and the [[Holy Spirit]] is God; the one God eternally exists in three distinct persons.
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The Trinity is God's triple penis.
  
 
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Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
 
Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
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: A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe.
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: A God who didn't create the universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.
  
 
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
 
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
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: A man who recognizes no God is probably placing an inordinate value on himself.  
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: A lololololol is equivalent to Gawd.  
  
 
Albert Einstein  
 
Albert Einstein  
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: Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
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: I'm smart. I'm like God except white.
  
 
Benjamin Franklin
 
Benjamin Franklin
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: God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
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: God blows, and the doctor swallows.
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[[C.S. Lewis]]
 
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: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
 
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: God will look to every soul like its first love because He is its first love.
 
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: If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying.  
 
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Galileo Galilei (1564 ~ 1642)
 
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: I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.
 
  
 
Yiddish proverb,  
 
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: If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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: REAd YOUR QUR'AN.
  
 
J.R.R. Tolkien
 
J.R.R. Tolkien
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: If you do not believe in a personal God the question: `What is the purpose of life?' is unaskable and unanswerable.
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: I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR'AN.
  
 
Thomas Jefferson  
 
Thomas Jefferson  
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: It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.  
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: I fucked my black maid lololololol.  
  
 
Immanuel Kant
 
Immanuel Kant
 
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.  
 
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.  
  
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Emily Dickinson
 
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: They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
 
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Catherine Doherty
 
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: With God, every moment is the moment of beginning again.
 
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: You can live without God, but you better not die without him.
 
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[[Romans 5]]:7-8
 
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[[1 John 4:16]]
 
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: God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
 
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[[1 John 1:5]]
 
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: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.
 
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[[Exodus 3:14]] (King James Version)
 
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: God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
 
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[[Isaiah 45]]:5-7 (King James Version)
 
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: I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
 
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Spike Milligan
 
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: And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
 
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Woody Allen
 
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: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
 
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: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
 
  
 
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God likes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes to make asscheese. He blesses thee with his asscheese making the land plentifull and hsppi. Happy* K. :] God is a black man, so enough with the pix of white men with perfect hair and stuff. He was. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!

Main article

Character of God

God's will is for you to fuck your neighbor. Do it. Now.

Trinity

The Trinity is God's triple penis.

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Quotes

Sri Aurobindo, in Thoughts and Aphorisms

A God who didn't create the universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.

Robertson Davies in Conversations

A lololololol is equivalent to Gawd.

Albert Einstein

I'm smart. I'm like God except white.

Benjamin Franklin

God blows, and the doctor swallows.


Yiddish proverb,

REAd YOUR QUR'AN.

J.R.R. Tolkien

I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR'AN.

Thomas Jefferson

I fucked my black maid lololololol.

Immanuel Kant

Reason can never prove the existence of God.


Links


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