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   subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the child molester]], [[God is rape]], [[God is wut?]], [[God is Garrett's mom]]
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   subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the creator]], [[God is love]], [[God is holy]], [[God is forgiving]]
 
* [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]]
 
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God likes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes  to make asscheese. He blesses thee with his asscheese making the land plentifull and hsppi. Happy* K. :] God is a black man, so enough with the pix of white men with perfect hair and stuff. He was. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!
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God is the central being of all existence. He is eternal in that he has no beginning and no end. In the [[Genesis 1|first chapter of the first book]] of [[Bible]] an account is given of God creating the universe and the earth and creating people in his own image. The Bible also reveals that God is full of [[God is forgiving|mercy]] and [[God is love|love]] (for example [[1 John 4:8]]. Millions of people in the world trust in God as their master and Lord and also their saviour. He is a personal being, who is three in one - [[God the Father|Father]], [[Jesus Christ|Son]] and [[Holy Spirit]]. The Bible also reveals that God stands ready to come into any person's life when that person acknowledges him and repents of having not lived his way.
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===[[Character of God]]===
 
===[[Character of God]]===
  
God's will is for you to fuck your neighbor. Do it. Now.
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Although the mere existence of God can be deduced by natural reason his nature is beyond our understanding. He gives life to all and he is the author of love and forgiveness. [[John 1:4]] describes this beautifully:
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God is also completely [[holy]] and without any evil. At the same time God is forgiving and merciful and full of love.
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===[[Trinity]]===
 
===[[Trinity]]===
  
The Trinity is God's triple penis.
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The Trinity is the Christian [[doctrine]] (or teaching) that describes the three-in-one (triune) nature of God. Although impossible to fully grasp, the Bible reveals that there is one and only one God, and also that the [[God the Father|Father]] is God, and yet [[Jesus]] the Son is God, and also the [[Holy Spirit]] is God. That is, there is one God who eternally exists in three distinct persons.
  
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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
  
 
Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
 
Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
: A God who didn't create the universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.
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: A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe.
  
 
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
 
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
: A lololololol is equivalent to Gawd.  
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: A man who recognizes no God is probably placing an inordinate value on himself.  
  
 
Albert Einstein  
 
Albert Einstein  
: I'm smart. I'm like God except white.
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: Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
  
 
Benjamin Franklin
 
Benjamin Franklin
: God blows, and the doctor swallows.
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: God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
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[[C.S. Lewis]]
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: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
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: God will look to every soul like its first love because He is its first love.
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: If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying.  
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Galileo Galilei (1564 ~ 1642)
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: I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.
  
 
Yiddish proverb,  
 
Yiddish proverb,  
: REAd YOUR QUR'AN.
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: If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
  
 
J.R.R. Tolkien
 
J.R.R. Tolkien
: I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR'AN.
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: If you do not believe in a personal God the question: `What is the purpose of life?' is unaskable and unanswerable.
  
 
Thomas Jefferson  
 
Thomas Jefferson  
: I fucked my black maid lololololol.  
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: It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.  
  
 
Immanuel Kant
 
Immanuel Kant
 
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.  
 
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.  
  
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Emily Dickinson
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: They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
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Catherine Doherty
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: With God, every moment is the moment of beginning again.
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Unknown source
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: You can live without God, but you better not die without him.
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[[Romans 5]]:7-8
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[[1 John 4:16]]
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: God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
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[[1 John 1:5]]
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: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.
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[[Exodus 3:14]] (King James Version)
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: God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
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[[Isaiah 45]]:5-7 (King James Version)
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: I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Spike Milligan
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: And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Woody Allen
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: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  
 
==Links==
 
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* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God Wikipedia - God]
 
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God Wikipedia - God]
 
* [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God]
 
* [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God]
  
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1

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God is the central being of all existence. He is eternal in that he has no beginning and no end. In the first chapter of the first book of Bible an account is given of God creating the universe and the earth and creating people in his own image. The Bible also reveals that God is full of mercy and love (for example 1 John 4:8. Millions of people in the world trust in God as their master and Lord and also their saviour. He is a personal being, who is three in one - Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Bible also reveals that God stands ready to come into any person's life when that person acknowledges him and repents of having not lived his way.

Character of God

Although the mere existence of God can be deduced by natural reason his nature is beyond our understanding. He gives life to all and he is the author of love and forgiveness. John 1:4 describes this beautifully:

In him was life, and the life was the light of men.

God is also completely holy and without any evil. At the same time God is forgiving and merciful and full of love.

This section of the article is a Stub. You can help WikiChristian by expanding it.

Trinity

The Trinity is the Christian doctrine (or teaching) that describes the three-in-one (triune) nature of God. Although impossible to fully grasp, the Bible reveals that there is one and only one God, and also that the Father is God, and yet Jesus the Son is God, and also the Holy Spirit is God. That is, there is one God who eternally exists in three distinct persons.

This section of the article is a Stub. You can help WikiChristian by expanding it.

Quotes

Sri Aurobindo, in Thoughts and Aphorisms

A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe.

Robertson Davies in Conversations

A man who recognizes no God is probably placing an inordinate value on himself.

Albert Einstein

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish

Benjamin Franklin

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.

C.S. Lewis

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
God will look to every soul like its first love because He is its first love.
If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying.

Galileo Galilei (1564 ~ 1642)

I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.

Yiddish proverb,

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

J.R.R. Tolkien

If you do not believe in a personal God the question: `What is the purpose of life?' is unaskable and unanswerable.

Thomas Jefferson

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

Immanuel Kant

Reason can never prove the existence of God.

Emily Dickinson

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

Catherine Doherty

With God, every moment is the moment of beginning again.

Unknown source

You can live without God, but you better not die without him.

Romans 5:7-8

For one will hardly die for a righteous man. Yet perhaps for a righteous person someone would even dare to die. But God commends his own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

1 John 4:16

God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.

1 John 1:5

God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.

Exodus 3:14 (King James Version)

God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

Isaiah 45:5-7 (King James Version)

I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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