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Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.


Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)


The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.


God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best


The best vitamin for a Christian is B1


Under same management for over 2000 years.


Soul food served here.


Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.


It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.


Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!


Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.


Forbidden fruits make the worst jams


Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.


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