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Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. | Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. | ||
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Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) | Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) | ||
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The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. | The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. | ||
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God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best | God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best | ||
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The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 | The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 | ||
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Under same management for over 2000 years. | Under same management for over 2000 years. | ||
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Soul food served here. | Soul food served here. | ||
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Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. | Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. | ||
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It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. | It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. | ||
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Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! | Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! | ||
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Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. | Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. | ||
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Forbidden fruits make the worst jams | Forbidden fruits make the worst jams | ||
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Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. | Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. | ||
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''Add sign here...'' | ''Add sign here...'' | ||
{{returnto}} [[Church signs]] | {{returnto}} [[Church signs]] | ||
Revision as of 12:14, 13 October 2006
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years.
Soul food served here.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.
Add sign here...
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