|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| | | | |
| − | == Christianity is a mental illness ==
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Wikipedia defines a mental illness: "mental illness is a psychiatric disorder that results in a disruption in a person's thinking, feeling, moods, and ability to relate to others. Mental illness is distinct from the legal concept of insanity."
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Christianity does the exact same; a person thinks about how some invisible man, with no evidence behind it's existence, created the heavens and cosmos and thus everything is a product of this invisible man. This invisible man, strangely enough, takes human characteristics like all other gods and has the EXACT SAME reasonability factor as, let's say, Peter the Homoerotic Purple Invisible Monkey from Outer Space.
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Feeling is affected by a person's constant desire of death: he wants judgement day to come so he may be taken off this miserable reality, and leave his body--himself--for some heavenly indulgence. Thus we have mental hedonism, the opiate that tells one that all we can live for is some end result of pleasure, ironically reachable only by obedience.
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Moods become perverted when a christian begins to concieve of reality as how it is and not how he wants it to be; thus his adrenaline glands kick in and he starts getting nauseous from such mental strain. Thus he becomes all angry, afraid, and saddened and kicks back into belief mode.
| |
| − |
| |
| − | The christian cannot relate to others, as his existence is everything; god gave him a mission, and thus his existence is special as he feels blessed personally. The cosmos were made for him: christianity is hedonistic solipsism.
| |
| − |
| |
| − |
| |
| − | == Biblical verses ==
| |
| − |
| |
| − | 2 Samuel 1:18
| |
| − | (Also he bade them teach the children of Judah the use of the bow: behold, it is written in the book of Jasher.)
| |
| − |
| |
| − | '''Where can this book of Jasher be found? LOL GOD FORGOT ABOUT IT LOL'''
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Proverbs 30:18-19
| |
| − | There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not:
| |
| − | The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the '''way of a man with a maid.'''
| |
| − |
| |
| − | '''God you silly sexual carnivore!'''
| |
| − |
| |
| − | Malachi 2:3
| |
| − | "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces."
| |
| − |
| |
| − | '''LOL'''
| |
| − |
| |
| − |
| |
| − | == Jesus's homosexuality ==
| |
| − |
| |
| − | http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Church/All%20About%20Church%20Articles/Was-Jesus-Gay.htm
| |
| − | http://archives.cnn.com/2002/LAW/12/12/church.sex.abuse/
| |
| − |
| |
| − | From the secret gospel of mark:
| |
| − | '''They came to Bethany. There was one woman there whose brother had died. She came and prostrated herself before Jesus and spoke to him. "Son of David, pity me!" But the disciples rebuked her. Jesus was angry and went with her into the garden where the tomb was. Immediately a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going up to it, Jesus rolled the stone away from the door of the tomb, and immediately went in where the young man was. Stretching out his hand, he lifted him up, taking hold his hand. And the youth, looking intently at him, loved him and started begging him to let him remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus gave him an order and, at evening, the young man came to him wearing nothing but a linen cloth. And he stayed with him for the night, because Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God. And then when he left he went back to the other side of the Jordan.'''
| |
