Bible:USV2005:Genesis

Chapter 1

Creation of the God

1:1 - In the Beginning, man made God. God then, in turn, created humanism in his likeness.

1:2 - Earth was fun 'til he came... It was pitch black, or so the blind men tell us today, but it was still a great place for both man and his beastly brethren to live. there was nothing known of morals, nor did people know the horrors of pity. nice going god, thanks alot....

Day 1 - God's lunacy

1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!". as you'd expect, nothing happened and all around him laughed at the lunatic in their presence. a fun time was had by all then too.

1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at himself, then took a glance over the nearby cliff egde. he decided to prove himself to the laughing throng by flying over the edge. so off he jumped. fred nietzsche was stood at the bottom of the cliffs as god did this. consequently fred saw the poor fool hit the ground. All at once freddy proclaimed "god is dead!"; the world went on uncaring.

1:5 so it is written. here lies god. let the slaughter begin!