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| − | Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. | + | Various signs |
| − | + | : Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. | |
| − | + | : Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) | |
| − | + | : The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. | |
| − | Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) | + | : God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best |
| − | + | : The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 | |
| − | + | : Under same management for over 2000 years. | |
| − | + | : Soul food served here. | |
| − | The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. | + | : Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. |
| − | + | : It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. | |
| − | + | : Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! | |
| − | + | : Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. | |
| − | God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best | + | : Forbidden fruits make the worst jams |
| − | + | : Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. | |
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| − | Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. | ||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
| − | {{returnto}} [[Church building]] | + | {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Church]] -> [[Church building]] |
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
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Quotes
Various signs
- Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
- Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
- The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
- God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
- The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
- Under same management for over 2000 years.
- Soul food served here.
- Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
- It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
- Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
- Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
- Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
- Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.
Links
Return to Christianity -> Church -> Church building
