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| + | topic_name = Church Signs | | ||
| + | subtopics = [[Christian advertising]] | ||
| + | * [[Evangelism]] | ||
| + | * [[Church]] | ||
| + | * [[Christianity and fun and games]] | | ||
| + | opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} | | ||
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| + | Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous. | ||
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous. | Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous. | ||
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| + | Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. | ||
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| + | Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) | ||
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| + | The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. | ||
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| + | God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best | ||
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| + | The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 | ||
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| + | Under same management for over 2000 years. | ||
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| + | Soul food served here. | ||
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| + | Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. | ||
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| + | It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. | ||
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| + | Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! | ||
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| + | Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. | ||
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| − | + | Forbidden fruits make the worst jams | |
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| − | + | Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. | |
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| − | + | ''Add sign here...'' | |
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
{{returnto}} [[Church building]] | {{returnto}} [[Church building]] | ||
Revision as of 15:45, 2 February 2008
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
Main article
Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
=Quotes
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Under same management for over 2000 years.
Soul food served here.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.
Add sign here...
Links
Return to Church building
