Difference between revisions of "Church signs (quotes)"

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-Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
+#REDIRECT [[Church signs#Quotes]]
-Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)
-The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.
-God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best
-The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
-Under same management for over 2000 years.
-Soul food served here.
-Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
-It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
-Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
-Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.
-Forbidden fruits make the worst jams
-Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.
-''Add sign here...''
-{{returnto}} [[Church signs]]